Funny Quotes About The Future

▪ No, I’m not single. I’m in a long-distance relationship, because my boyfriend lives in the future.

 

▪ The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting your time and go to sleep.

 

▪ I never worry about the future, it comes soon enough.

 

▪ How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer, instead of one.

 

▪ Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don’t put the ring into my food, because I guarantee, I will eat it.

 

▪ Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

▪ How to make God laugh? Tell Him your future plans.